I Won $16.4 Million Today
Yep, it's true. 16.4 Million Dollars. In FOUR separate lotteries. All in one day. Who would have thought. Am I lucky or what?
Someone called the UK Lottery Organisation said I won $4.6 Million because apparently they selected my email address at random, although how they actually got my email address is a bit of a mystery. And BMW - yes the car company - said I won $10 Million. Wow! Think of all the BMWs I can buy with that!
Someone called ECOWAS said I won $1 Million. Never heard of them but I'll gladly accept their million bucks.
Global Lotto International (now they sound important) said I won 800,000 euros. That's a lot of Aussie dollars when I convert it.
The funny part is though, I won roughly the same amount yesterday. And the day before. Man, I'm on easy street. All I have to do is give them all my bank account details so they can transfer the money post haste. Woo hoo!
And you won't believe it, but on top of all that, some guy called James Wabara - an accountant in Nigeria - wants to give me $10.6 Million because some dude died in a plane crash and didn't make a will. Go figure.
In fact, I'm so rich I definitely won't need the 14 loan approvals I received today for loans I never applied for.
You know, the sad part is, for this crap to keep coming in the volume it does, somewhere, somebody falls for it. And you can bet it will be somebody who can least afford to. And that's really sad.
If there's a God in this world, one hopes that somehow justice will be served to these bottom-feeders, sooner or later, and they spend a large part of their miserable lives with Bubba as their cell-mate.
Keywords: scams lottery fraud steve pronger bottom feeders justice
Someone called the UK Lottery Organisation said I won $4.6 Million because apparently they selected my email address at random, although how they actually got my email address is a bit of a mystery. And BMW - yes the car company - said I won $10 Million. Wow! Think of all the BMWs I can buy with that!
Someone called ECOWAS said I won $1 Million. Never heard of them but I'll gladly accept their million bucks.
Global Lotto International (now they sound important) said I won 800,000 euros. That's a lot of Aussie dollars when I convert it.
The funny part is though, I won roughly the same amount yesterday. And the day before. Man, I'm on easy street. All I have to do is give them all my bank account details so they can transfer the money post haste. Woo hoo!
And you won't believe it, but on top of all that, some guy called James Wabara - an accountant in Nigeria - wants to give me $10.6 Million because some dude died in a plane crash and didn't make a will. Go figure.
In fact, I'm so rich I definitely won't need the 14 loan approvals I received today for loans I never applied for.
You know, the sad part is, for this crap to keep coming in the volume it does, somewhere, somebody falls for it. And you can bet it will be somebody who can least afford to. And that's really sad.
If there's a God in this world, one hopes that somehow justice will be served to these bottom-feeders, sooner or later, and they spend a large part of their miserable lives with Bubba as their cell-mate.
Keywords: scams lottery fraud steve pronger bottom feeders justice
posted by Hawks at 5:49 AM
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